Monkey Thong Jaunt

Senna:
It's been fun (sort of), but Gundam Wing isn't our thing
anymore and we haven't updated for a loooong time and no one visited
our site. If any of you have linked us (ha, ha, ha), I beg you to
reconsider your greivous mistake. We are no more. Say bye to the
Monkey.

Translation: "Boo-hoo, Nobody's paying attention to me any more! Waaaah! I'm going away to eat worms!"

Senna:
And by the way, if you're thinking the removal of this site
has anything to do with a strikingly beautiful, blue-black hair
possessing, horribly sweet, disgustingly perfect made up character,
you're wrong. We're just going because we're bored. And we expect
you are too, almighty Sylke. By the way, there are a million things
I'd like to say to you, regarding your pathetic existance, but I'll
keep it short.

Translation: "I'm sorry for myself, I claim I'm bored, but actually I'm insanely jealous out of my mind, and I hate sweetness, people who are more beautiful than me, and I'm mad that I can't erase everything my rival ever wrote The only reason I'm stopping is because I can't admit to being wrong, and can't get out of it gracefully, I still obsess over you but nothing I do ever gets me enough attention! Waaaaaaaah!"

Senna:
1)My friends(Komadori/Zoisite, Tina, some people we didn't even know
at the time, but are happy to have met) and I are not the root of
your problems. We mocked you, we derided you, we said some
fantastically rude things, but this is the internet. You know what
that means? You fall away from me and from them as soon as we click
the little "X" in the corner of the screen. I speculated that you
broke up with Joe-man as a joke. Is it true? Do I care?

Translation: "I want you to break up with your husband so I can rant about you leaving him for Treize. I'm a sadistic bully who needed you as a host for my parasitic need to build myself up by putting you down. I met a few like-minded girls along the way who I'm in love with because they see things my way and hate your guts. Because this is the internet, I can click and you will disappear, but I didn't have enough brain cells to manage this, which is why I started this flame war. I think being rude is absolutely fantastic and I'm proud to be a bully! But I'm still sad because you won't give me the attention I crave!"

Senna:
2)You have become paranoid about us. You have deleted email
accounts, started web pages about us, and gotten your friends
involved. You extended the arguement, don't even try to deny it.
Anyway, if you do, it won't be a big deal. You're not an angel you
know, and it's not like you didn't crave the conflict. Here I will
spew some of the words I threw around at you: self-righteous,
ridiculous, blind, pathetic. Note that all of them still apply.

Translation: "It's your fault for daring to try fighting back, and getting your friends involved as I did mine. Even though I started it, it's not my fault. It's all yours. I'm an angel, an innocent sadistic and babyish angel who hates other Mary Sues and I just had to lash out at you. So it was your fault for everything. My rudeness was fantastic. Yours was paranoid. How dare you delete emails and use the internet to fight back? How dare you have friends? You're not supposed to have friends! You're supposed to cry, lay down and die, and erase that horrible character you made up because I said so! Nothing less from you will ever satisfy my selfish, wounded, envious soul!"

Senna:
3) Is nothing sacred? Poor Legolas, poor poor Legolas.

Indy: Yes, eaten alive by Mary Sues, Senna among them, this particular Mary Sue literally wants to obliterate her rival in any fandom, not just Gundam.

Senna:
Drop me a line, fathomless black eyes. jensavestheday@hotmail.com

Translation: "I'm really hoping you will drop me a line, because I can't get over your black eyes and blue black hair. I really want to stay connected with you via email even if it looks like I want to stop the cyber-war publically. I NEED YOU!"

Indy: That is definitely a Mary Sue email address, as is her wanting to keep it going, however she denies it earlier on in this tantrum.

To sum it up, Senna embodies some of the very worst traits found in the human species, and she is damn proud of it. She is shallow, demanding, narcisistic, sadistic, childish, selfish, too stupid and too stubborn to admit she alone caused trouble and did everything she could to keep it going, all for a sad want of attention. Senna is a parasite who has to make others feel small in order to build herself up. That, my friends, is the very escense of a coward and a bully. Whatever friends she claims to have, and has made along her Operation Kill Sylke, those friends aren't worth having, because they would have to be just like her. Any enemies she made are entirely her fault, and are her enemies for good reason.

She is a living Mary Sue!